Kyle, why are you too far to get my remote for me?

It bothers me that I have a.d.d.
I can't rap so I shouldn't try to clap
cuz to stay on beat I need a rhythm I can keep
I miss the good old days
When the Cowboys played
And when you were here
Pooface

Why do I feel like the apocalypse is coming?
Tornados, Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Mudslides, Avalanches.. has anyone been paying attention?
Oh wait, I forgot to mention Mr. Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer that is, who happens to be running the world by force, not by choice of the human voice. No opinions matter anymore, we might as well not even vote. We should stick to our slaughterhouses with our mad cow and poisoned apples. Fuck the police right? We should steal from the houses of the poor cuz we don't want them anymore. We want food, good food, good fat fatty food, the kind Grandma would make and it would be okay for you to eat it because it came from good blood. There is no such thing as A.I.D.S. or HIV because no one believes in the power of healing. Yoga is terrible for your body, it closes your soul. Take a couple shots of that Vodka you like and hop in your car because the ride home is not far, its not far enough to matter if you die, or if you kill someone and you fucking lie. It's a good thing no one does that. Turn your guitars off, they're way too loud, the parents don't want you to join the crowd. Why? Because Mr. De La Rocha says, "All of which are American dreams!" And you better believe it because even Zach had to quit the band.

"It's so easy to lie to yourself, when you're young
When your bright ideas, are casting off the sun.
Spent all afternoon with our guitars and now we'll never know
Challenged your sobrieghty, oh, oh no!
Cuz streamers dream romantically
Inclined to see the future in a different way
But the future is never quite as bright
But we see it all inside
It's so easy to lie to yourself, when you're young"
-(lie to yourself): Black Tie Dynasty, formerly of Moxie

I love you